- Police officer passes the time by juggling his gun in front of drivers but when he misses his catch, the gun strikes the ground and shoots a construction worker right in the ass.
- Paramedic enlists some good samaritans to bring a little girl in a wheelchair up an elevator. Unfortunately, the lights go off while in the elevator and the little girl vanishes! Also, sexy doctor!
- First, this reporter decides to shove a camera in this baby's face. Then, he decides to make fun of him. What's next? Gut his stuffed animal and show it to him?